Peculiarities

The QU sports information department apparently doesn't think its women's basketball players are athletes . . . the Whig's mugshots have them all in street clothes.

When the team wins by 23, it's hard to make an interesting story, so one resorts to all kinds of pseudo-literary devices, like transcribng the comments of an elderly fan and noting that the coach's pen scooted out onto the floor. Didn't work.