Oh Dear Me

"Local PBS station says $400,000 needed to stay on air.
"Only months after upgrading to digital broadcasts, the PBS affiliates serving West-Central Illinois are up against a funding crunch."

Gosh, I wonder who their director of fund-raising is.
Or maybe who is in charge of special projects and grants.

Ah, of course. People well known to our friends across the river for leading institutions into financial crisis.